yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet
this guy is too stupid it entertains me
we found the world’s most punchable face.
I own a pug and I still don’t know if they are really real
i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
can i get an amen
Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.
Smaug represents everything I want in a romantic interest
3) benedict cumberbatch
so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”
the dad joke to end all dad jokes
idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing
why is your dad shirtless
he’s hispanic it happens
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
This is the best way to explain this.
never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either
Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”
unless it’s “vegetables”